What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Still no good.

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

What was the worst thing that ever happened on live TV?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.